- Try right after a rain, when the ground is soft, so that you'll leave lots of obvious footprints.
- As you jump over the fence, talk in loud voices, and bang on the side of the house so that the owners will hear and yell at you.
- Go on the property at around 11:00 pm when most people are still awake, so they can stop you.
- Put your cell phone somewhere that it can fall out, so that the owners of the house can find it and call the numbers in your address book.
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
How NOT to rob a property.
Here are some tips on how to be a very pathetic thief.